Thursday, October 24, 2013

CAMEL TRUCKER


“The more radical the person is, the more fully he or she enters into reality so that, knowing it better, he or she can transform it. This individual is not afraid to confront, to listen, to see the world unveiled. This person is not afraid to meet the people or to enter into a dialogue with them. This person does not consider himself or herself the proprietor of history or of all people, or the liberator of the oppressed; but he or she does commit himself or herself, within history, to fight at their side.”

 

Coming down the Mountain.

So, writing again. Why not? Never had a moment's peace in Saudi – couldn't continue with the online M.a. at Athabasca University while there because downtime was crucial socializing time – the only way to keep from going around the bend completely. Who knew it would wind up being a drunk, stoned rollercoaster – all the moreso because of theologically enforced prohibition. Also, the course package for EDST 632 'Global Education' seemed utterly absurd in the Saudi context.
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I skimmed the books on several occasions. In a perfect world, some of what these people are saying might make sense. In a perfect F*CKING world??!!! Have you writers been paying any attention whatsoever??!!! Have you ever traveled further than the end of your bloody block – or made a circuit greater than school – home – school – shopping – repeat? These texts are pedantic and almost entirely oriented to North American perspectives, and even the bits that were trying to be 'inclusive' were like cucumber sandwiches double mayo'd on white bread with the crusts cut off. Perhaps if I'd had more time for contemplation and reflection from a purely theoretical point of view (endless time to waste) I'd have been enthralled with the sagacity of the writing in these texts. I know they're good people trying to effect positive change from where they're situated, but these privileged suburban authors helped make it impossible for me to continue serious M.a. Studies from the ugly bloodstained trenches of international EFL classrooms... Skimming these texts in Saudi was like choking on ashes with dirt in the eyes. Totally absurd – try teaching social justice and racial inclusiveness in elementary English to Saudi technical college students – who choose HITLER and SADDAM as team names because these are their HEROES!!!
Bloody hell.

[Saddam says]:  Drop the BOMB, kill them all...
-Kurtz or Kurtzweil?

Why not do something productive for a change? Write that novel/collection of short stories everyone's been expecting you to turn out for decades. DECADES, MOTHERFUCKER!!! Turn it into another opportunity to beat your head against the wall. Why not, I'm clearly a bona fide sado-masochist. I must be after 13 years of expat life. I include the 2 years of living in Canada recently, as I was hardly repatriated to the bizarre, civilized(?!!) 'Brave new World' before feeling the insatiable grip of need to get the fuck out again. 'You're in Canada now Motherfucker'!! Right on, Susan (Musgrave). And bloody hooray Alice Munroe. It's not that I don't love the place – simply that I'm disgusted by what it's turned into. The hypocrisy was always there, but never so transparent as in recent years under the Harper administration. Lies and dark secrets are the norm now in the Canadian government. The greatest irony is that it's spread all over the front page, and there hasn't been a bloody revolution!!! The unresolved 'Robocalls'scandal that was swept under the carpet and is no longer considered 'newsworthy' means that the election that put this scheister in power was bogus anyway, and thus, Canada is no longer a democracy, but a corporate technocratic dictatorship ruled by an oligarchy of political and big business interests. Holy shit. This is what my grandfather laid down his life for in WWII in the name of protecting our nation? Thanks to the communications medium of the internet, the number of people aware of this is greater than ever before – it's up to like, 14!!! Including me mum's octogenarian miniature poodle!!! Political manipulation and corruption have become transparent to 'the masses'...but most people are unsure of how to act on their outrage. Global collapse is an everyday household phrase, and business plows on as if catastrophic climate change, nuclear disaster, economic implosion, and the worst, most radical income inequality in human history could be avoided by moving to an agreeable climate in a peaceful (well regulated and policed) part of the world. Pip, pip dahling, would you be a dove and pass the bickies and cream. I do believe it's tea time again. The absurdity of living in this time and space on our beautiful planet Earth almost defies description!!!



Desert Rose – wonder how much liquid is in those roots...

Home again, home again?

Home is where the heart is. An Omani, a Bangladeshi, and two Pakistanis walk into your apartment and start pulling up pipes in your bathroom. It's an altered scene from the Hobbit when the dwarves show up at Bag End – only these are tall skinny brown people in pajamas being very polite in broken English before going to work banging and smashing away in the bathroom. No joke. This happened to me 3 days ago. When building owner Musalem gets back, there will be a reckoning. I haven't noticed anything, but apparently, there's an issue with the pipes. If the pipe problem is in my bathroom they'll have to tear up the floors. WHAT??!!! Fuck that. I'm moving out – down to his property on the beach over the cafe, Hell yeah. Beach view?   Never in me life – would be like Heaven in theory.  Except – oops, it's being torn down by the Omani government to put in a new tourist attraction.  Since nothing is paid for yet and local construction is legendary for sloth, it's likely this prime piece of heavenly real estate will remain a derelict shithole or pile of rubble lined street indefinitely.  There goes my niche in paradise again.  Nice potluck at Irish-Indian-Kiwi Fiona's the other night – ground floor – sandy beach in Da'hariz – beautiful - sliding glass doors right onto the beach. Surrounded by a black ghetto, but a low crime neighborhood nonetheless. A 10 month lease means she's gotta move out for the Khareef season and allow some rich Arabs to move their families in and destroy the place over the Summer months (at double the normal rental prices). They literally trash the place.  Then 2 professional cleanings, and one personal cleaning later, move back in. Not so bad for a relatively inexpensive beachfront apartment with a gorgeous view the rest of the year. Watch the mildew though – gets into everything in Salalah during Khareef (June+July+August). It's not like I'm unaccustomed to moving constantly – home today, gone tomorrow...who knows, might be in Saudi again by Christmas – Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle all the waaaaaaaay... “Habalagumbeleh” (exploding camel shit bombs)...

9:00 am. Office Thoughts.

Moodswings. Too much caffeine – thank you red balls!! Easy man, get a grip. Another morning in another office in another part of the world, drinking schite instant coffee and visualizing lesson plans, listening to Lemmy crank out 'The World is Yours' and wondering why the hell I'm here. Window full of palm trees in bright Arabic sunshine. Teaching has/have and object/personal/possessive pronouns to low level English college students. Since when do you go to college to learn basic English grammar – and they're expected to be writing academic papers in English after a year? Bollocks. Good Luck with that!!  Falling standards and lowered expectations. Omani students are enjoyable to teach at least – with the odd exception (arrogant male students – I had a mutiny today) - and my 'A level' class is relatively impressive for having only been at it a year or two. There's less overt disrespect like I experienced in Saudi. On another note for the after hours office crew: There's no action here – no 'vibe' or excitement in the air. That sense that anything is possible I get striding fast downtown in Vancouver, Hongdae Seoul, Osaka, Byron Bay, or Victoria on a busy Friday night. Even Jeju has a decent buzz of excitement in the air on weekends. I met a Brazilian woman that utterly repulsed me with her que sera attitude and sense of superiority, but her thoughts on how it was safe to raise a family here were interesting to hear.  What's app? Call Deutscher in Vietnam and bail then. Thai poon season. Well it's that or another season in the abyss of Arabic non-existent social life. Lay low. Meditate. Haven't done a year-long cleansing meditation since 2002. Best thing on the radar is a trip to Bahrain and getting smashed with the totally awesome fun metalheads of Manamma. Ya'gottalove'em!! That and the red Honda Steed Chopper I'm stoked on tuning. (Not) throwing taxi money at Pakistani taxi drivers ought to pay off the bike completely – but will I be here for a full year??? This uncertainty is delicious. It inspires the 'don't give a fuck' bones essential to us contracted disposable heroes. Seems I'm destined to deal with this in the professional world – as a teacher, writer, cook, or musician. I'm expendable. I can be used, wrung out, then thrown on the trash heap. Oh yeah? So can you motherfucker – here's a knife at your throat for your troubles... Whatev.  Never bought a bike with the intention of riding hard and selling it in ten months – or 3. If it's ripped off by a Pakistani, I'm out 2grand – I see hungry eyes walking the streets here. And I'll have to ride like hell to avoid accidents – locals don't have much respect for bikes - thinking that'll be the fun part – riding like a bat outta hell every day to avoid getting crunched by A-holes in SUV's. Maybe carry a heavy 'Ghost Rider' chain to whack anyone gets too close for comfort.  Fortunately the Steed is hella loud – and I have a safe shortcut route across desert waste to get to the college every day. Salalah is temporary...? The longer I stay, the longer I'll stay – and there's nothing and everything for me here. Go down to the coffee shop in the core and hit on the beautiful Nepali girl the A-man seems keen to hook me up with. “If I was single, that's what I'd be doing”. No doubt. But you're not single, are you? You have a gorgeous Thai wifie here in semi-permanent exile, and that's nice for you mate. Have you considered the long term angle? Sure you're doing the right thing buying that sailboat? There is a massive age gap here among teachers – ages run from around 25-60!! The 30 year olds are still relatively 'free' and I enjoy their company, identifying with the fresh vibes and audible chaos of constantly uncertain shifting futures. Some of the older teachers are classic expats, and have their own kind of rough charm. I'm looking at finding a decent balance of lifestyle and money. Emphasis is on the latter at this point thanks to years of living well in Korea whilst paying off student-debt leaving me dirt poor – I may return to Saudi again?!! The 50-something crowd here is a little sad and desperate, God love'em. Really nice, caring people, but driven to scramble for a maximum-returns-life-in-Saudi-Arabia by the need for more $$$. Is that where I'll be in a decade?!!! My future self is looking back and telling me to get a bloody move on. Run like Hell. Who knows? Relax, buddy, the world is over in 2 minutes. It's 2 minutes to midnight again. It's a Fukushima death sentence for all, wheeeeeeeeee!!!   FTW. WTF??  GTFO. Again, again, AGAIN!!! 30 minutes to class, Indian economics department office mates come in. What to do. GTFO out of FB!!! Saudi cleric beats, rapes, and burns his 5 year old daughter to death because he was concerned she wasn't a virgin, and gets off with a light sentence - a 280,000 Riyal fine, 600 lashes, and 8 years in a country club prison. There are (girly) lashes and there are (bosun's cat-O-nine-tails) LASHES – wonder what kind he'll get. My visceral-gut-reaction: 'Fuck these people'. This guy should get the same treatment he gave the little girl. A brutal gang rape and torn open rectum sealed with a red hot burning poker. I've been thinking I should go back to Saudi for the money. Fuck Saudi. Any country that condones this kind of brutality lacks enlightenment.  And still that oil $$$ beckons. So it is for most of the 'civilized' world in that regard here in 2013 – corrupt leadership and absurd financial cliffhangers. What a bloody mess. I've had CNN in the background on an ancient 'Okia' television provided in my apartment as part of the contractual deal here while I teach, surf the 'net, study, and research, and it's been a deplorable psycho-dramatic soap opera of late. The Saudi cops who danced naked on their car in Buraida got 5 years in prison, 2000 lashes, and a $10,000 fine. I thank God none of these thobe-wearing, Allah fearing, Sunnah punishing dickheads are showing up at BC music festivals!!  Jesus, that really would be THE END.  Is this not a serious argument in favor of protecting our cultural borders?!!!

Camel Trucker.

THE END of Freedom and freedom of choice as we know it. So why did I do a whole year in Saudi?!! $5000/mo. Baby. Best money I've made teaching in my life, and I'm still in the hole. Making $25,000/year in S.Korea for a decade was the lifestyle choice of a lifetime – aaaaaaand that's why you're still broke. What would be considered poverty wages in Canada you can live like a king on in Asia. Best times ever, aaaaaaand you're poor. This guy 'Wandering Earl' has some really interesting ideas about how to live permanently on the road. I'm impressed with his getting into Yemen and chewing qat with the locals, and reporting about it so honestly on the blog. He's a character. We're located just a few hours' drive from the Yemen border here in Salalah, and while many talk about how it would be cool to travel there - and there is talk of ancient seaside cliff towers - the conversation usually turns to how there are also border guards who will take you off into the desert to be murdered for a kickback.  This article strongly reminded me to be on my guard while living here.  Salalah is peaceful and sleepy, but conservative in the Islamic sense, and full of (dodgey) expats from all over.  The wandering Earl also inspired me to consider making a little side-money on the web.  I've put a little advertising here.  TheKosmicNexus is meant to be an extension of the nexus of my mind, body and soul in cyberspace – and a connection to the 'spirit' of cyberspace itself – the 'ghost in the shell' on multiple levels of simultaneous evolutionary interface – and is rather personal – so I'm generally against the use of advertising.  I probably won't make a dime, but you never know.  Maybe I'll make a few bucks.  How does one live in Canada now? Unless you're already rich? Work yourself to death>? Most people are clinging to the edge of a high cliff with stiff fingers that are constantly being crushed and lifted off one-by-one-by-one-by household debt and plethoras of payments. In order to let go and take flight with angel's/demon's(?) wings you've got to first figure out a way to get the splinters of compound interest out from under your fingernails, jackknife and tweezers gripped in a free hand, whilst the other clings to the cliff under the weight of a bankers' boot. Got a few switchblades now and I'm about ready to cut the motherfuckers leg off!! Don't worry mate, it's just a metaphor... Seems like every time I get out of debt, it's time to upgrade the education and spend another 10-40 grand in the name of 'professional development'. Yeah, right. Not anymore mate. I'm finished with your BS post secondary education scam. Nothing more you can teach me I can't teach myself... I'm as much an asset here as any of your Phd's, who are welcomed in to stand at the front of a room full of educators and say 'none of you is qualified to be here' like it's not the biggest load of horseshit ever to come out of a person's mouth. So you can focus on text, analyze data, schmooze it with the tenured staff, and put up with mountains of BS – that's what it takes to make it through grad school baby. Good for you. You might even have a portion of true genius, who knows? Anyone who's got that sheepskin from a reputable university has my respect for what it took. But the greatest of my qualifications come from places beyond rational comprehension. Spend a few precious minutes talking with me in the right place at the right time under the right circumstances and you may understand. I have had direct insight of the unknowable, incomprehensible beyond. You can see it in my eyes if you look closely.  Intuition persists. The paradox of everything and nothing is wound up in subatomic particle physics around the DNA helix at the core of my body/soul like a constantly healing evolving double headed snake, a burning flame in the darkness of a spiritual landscape beyond the written/spoken language of man. I've seen things - and I'm not the only one. At the risk of quoting some demonic entity from a Hollywood movie, we are legion!!! A titanic ego that lives in the constant utter absence of ego, I am. Paradox. Oblivion. Ecstasy. The piper at the gates of dawn, outside and beyond time and space – playing scales of sweet delight on a guitar made of purest manifest thought, shed of all pretense. I might come crawling back for that sheepskin at some point so I can get the cushy university gig in Korea. (???!!) Bad joke – no punch line...?  Is this some kind of wind up to savage lurid tales of entheogenic drug frenzy nights?  Boogie Nights?  Nights on Broadway?!!  Why yes, yes it is... I'll be telling a few hair raising tales of ribaldry from Saudi and Bahrain soon...  What a long strange trip it's been...
Full on...ship of night...Grateful Dead...Above and Beyond...Event Horizon...and then?  Another morphing moment savor sublime segue stretch and you arrive at yourself – in peace and happiness – and all is well...for an infinite transient time of hope and bliss...
-Grayson.

SELECT DESERT SONGS FOR WEARY TRAV'LERS AND SPIRITUALLY ENLIGHTENED BEINGS OF HUMOR AND LIGHT, PART I.


MUSIC IS HARAM. Grayson, 2012 – A7 Ska.
Music is haram!!
Music is haram!!
Camel, camel trucker.
Camel, camel trucker.
Oooooh yeah, camel fucker.
Music is haram!!
Every morning, camel milk.
Every morning, smooth as silk.
Every morning, sucking eggs.
Hard boiled wonderland, is my life!!

Haramco!! Haramco!! Music is Haramco!!
King Abdullah and Caffeine (and Thayne?!!!) – are my masters!!
Disasters, circumvent. Contingency. Running HOT.
Time and Space. Blues from a Gun.
My camels. On the Run.
Out in the desert. The Universe.
A grain of sand. Plastic penguins.
Drowning sorrows, across the land.
Haramco!! Haramco!! Music is Haramco!!
Beware of CEO!! Music is Haramco!!
Camel, camel trucker.
Camel, camel fucker.
Black fusion, Earth and Soul.
Go faster, you never know!!
Music is Haramco. Let's GO!!!

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